THE NHL'S MOST WANTED!

Hey punks, keep your heads up out there... lurking near the corners, back checking through centre ice or found at the blue lines are (dum de dum!) NHL Forwards! Can you believe that these guys think that can hit people on the ice? It's bad enough they think they can embarrass goalies with sweet deaks and lazer slap shots, but to actually think they can hit people who are trying to concentrate on skating with a puck is crazy! Ban them from the sport, take their skates away, break all of their sticks, fine the teams that employ them as I never want to see any of them again!

Okay so obviously I'm being sarcastic above there. But this sillyness is not unjustified! The chocolate wheel approach to NHL discipline is starting to get a little stupid. I understand that you don't want players taking the ice in fear that they could be the last time the ever feel their toes or are able to construct sentences, but c'mon, don't take the aggression out of the game! That's something I love about hockey! I'm going to hold off from going into this more as I believe one_piece or AP might have something to say about it in more detail in the next few days... I'll just do what I'm paid to do... on to today's links! All of them are after the jump!

Pass or Fail on Ken Hollands OT proposal - FAIL! - I get concerned with the quality of ice after 5+ minutes of overtime.

Tavares is better than Kadri? - Yeah, we'll see who gets in the Hall of Fame first.

Take this SHANE DOAN! - NHL Slaps a suspension. YIKES!: Doan will forfeit $73,387.11 US in salary

Marc Savard is looking to return  - Think mid-November people, get him in your hockey pool?

The honourable Joe Thornton - Winner of a new contract at a "discount" of $7million per year.

Best of the week! - From NHL Fanhouse.

The Centre of the Hockey Universe has a black whole  - And it consumes only goaltenders!

Gagne: All tears, no fears - Happy for him!

Matt Moulson is ready for Prime Time - I actually thought this was going to be about hockey... but he does play for the Islanders... so he probably needs another career.